Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Being Friday the 7th of September, 2012 ...


A small turn-out this evening, but we engaged our usual musical enthusiasm.
 
Jake turned up with a couple of sort-of-ukuleles.
One that he made himself was rather handsome, based on a recycled violin body:


 

We were pleased to welcome Stuart and Jan all the way from Horsham. Stuart was rather good and entertained us with stories to introduce his self-penned material. He was the second person in the room to use a long word: parenthesis! 

In summary, the musical performances referred to the following:
  • Only one confirmed death.
  • A few bits of love.
  • Two marriages, one of which was reluctant.
  • An inadvertent conception by the daughter of an old rustic shepherd.
  • A terribly strange relationship with a parrot in the garret.
  • Sixteen sexual encounters in a South-Wales port.
  • Two Buddhist monks and a fair damsel.
Well, all that demonstrates the essence and diversity of folk music, doesn’t it?
 
Having had such fun, rather wearily, we all went home and implored our mothers: “Lay my head upon your breast.”
“Don’t talk dirty!” replied mother.

 

Monday, September 10, 2012

Behold this advance notice ...

For Friday 28th September
 
Members of the band
BeHeld
have kindly agreed to be ‘show-cased'.
This constitutes a charitable exercise in aid of
Parkinson’s UK

Our usual contribution pot will be available for you to make generous donations to this worthwhile charity.
The entire proceeds from the evening will be donated.
 
Prompt start at 8.00pm, (doors open from 7.30pm.)

We will have the usual singaround during the first half at the MC’s discretion.

After the free-association interval BeHeld will perform a full set for our entertainment.
 
If you want to know about the work of Parkinson's UK, click here.
If you want to know more about BeHeld, be there!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Another Day, Another Club ...

On Tuesday evening, (being the 4th day of August, in the year of our Lord 2012, after the 8th turn of the hour-glass,) several of us were welcomed to attend The Chichester Folk Song Club to hear Keith Kendrick and Sylvia Needham.
They performed two sets of stonking songs. Here they are performing elsewhere:




This is one for the community song-book ...



OK, that's not as good as Keith and Sylvia's rendition, but you'll get the idea.

Here's the first verse and chorus:

Oh, have you heard the news, me Johnny:
One more day.
We're homeward bound tomorrow:
One more day.
Only one more day, me Johnny,
One more day.
Oh, rock and row [roll] me over.*
One more day.

For the rest you can make up the verses as you go along.
Otherwise it's all chorus!

* So: who really invented rock and roll?
Answers in less than 2000 words should be sent to www [dot] nobody-in- particular [dot] com.
Submissions will be assessed for original research, appropriate references, constuctive thought and discussion, correct grammar and spelling, and, particularly, for the writer's capacity for generating extreme boredom for the reader.
The winner will be awarded an honorary doctorate by the University of Totally Useless Information.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Being Friday the 31st of August, 2012 ...

 


Angela presided as various pearls of wisdom, (interspersed by considerable nonsense,) were shared.
Notably:
  • We were advised that an internet forum for players of a particular free-reed instrument can be found at my lady on the net.
  • Berry educated us regarding the significance of a Blue Moon.
  • Dogsbody lost his composure on hearing the lyric something's lost and something's gained in living every day.
  • Mave went off her crumpet!!!
  • Ken informed us that a toohey is a bird:

philomena corniculatus

As far as musical offerings are concerned, departures, separations and divorce far out-weighed the customary death-count.
 

"I'm leaving - now!"
announced this Russian Princess.