I am delighted to announce that the club, following the perceived accord of an assembled populus, and at moderate expense, has acquired a music stand.
This will be kept alongside CFC's other material assets at the club venue.
If you wish to use this device, please follow the illustrated instructions below...
Failure to carefully follow these instructions for erection can result in irreversible dysfunction.
Items 5 - 9 are particularly important.
Kindly observe the repeated (albeit near-unreadable) adverb 'gently'.
Furthermore, we have a clip-on LED reading light.
So, now you have no excuse!
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