And now for the next obscure instrument ...

I came across this ensemble in Switzerland last week:

Hans Kennel mit Alphorn Werkstatt Zug

I asked Hans, "What tobacco do you use?"

These instruments made a very pleasing sound, and there were no polluting emissions.
You can find an example at alphorn.

So, Lorna, how about trading in those smaller woodwind instruments for something like this?

(I have a web-link for a retail outlet.)