Being Friday the 6th of July, 2012 ...

Something very strange was happening: it was as if mischievous spirits were among us ...

There was a precipitate deterioration from benign order into abject and corporate daftness that seemingly arose spontaneously from a parallel universe.

Dogsbody was hyperventilating within minutes, and, (despite his complete loss of control over the proceedings,) he managed with difficulty to document the following ‘doings’ …

The Light Dragoon: Colin
Della and the Dealer: Paul
Sailing to Philadelphia: Lynda
In Yarmouth Town: Roland
Stars: Angela
A Simple Melody: Richard
You Wish Me to Forget You: Suzanne
Motherless Child: Roger
The Best Man: Elayne
Cripple Creek: Mick
Song of Innocence and Experience: Tony
She was one of the Early Birds: Mave
[A song from the Mony Python repertoire] citation required: Ken
Mailman, Bring me no more Blues: Berry & Ken
Crantock Games: Nigel
Seminole Wind: Les
Bridge Over Troubled Water: David
Among the Leaves so Green - Oh: Tony
The Bedmaking: Colin
Doo-Wah-Diddy: Paul & Roger
Desperado: Lynda
German Clockwinder: Angela
On the Porch Medley: Richard
Weeping: Elayne
Man of the World: Roger
Khosidl: Mick
A Roving: Mave
The Hole in the Elephant's Bottom: Ken
Sweet and Innocent: Berry
Six Days on the Road: Les
River of Dreams: David
Thirty-Foot Trailer: Nigel

Then, as we wandered home, we searched unsuccessfully for Molly's lost parrot ...