Saturday, August 13, 2011

Being The 12th of August, 2011 ...

I know that Angela set up the room.
Here she is, admirably demonstrating how to sing to the club's music stand:


That's great, Angela, and thank you.

It is rumoured that Paul was MC.
(I have yet to obtain a suitable image of Paul, but you all know what he looks like.)

Dogsbody was unavoidably absent giving this excuse: 'ear wax', so what actually went on remains a mystery.
This post will therefore be edited when such intelligence is shared.

Addendum, 24/09/2011:
Paul has finally shared intelligence about the 'doings', as follows:

All The Good Times: Paul & Roger
On my Way to Canaan's Land: Angela
The Turkish Lady: Roland
Love is Life: Mave
Rufford Park: Ken
Geordie: Sheena
Out of the Blue: Mick
Little Bitty Tear: Berry & Howard
The Chivalrous Man-Eating Shark
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow: Phine
L'Assassin: Tony
Banks of the Nile: Roger
A Very Good Year: Paul
The Shepherd's Daughter: Angela
The Ship in Distress: Roland
Rue (? Herb in my Father's Garden): Mave
The Indian Lass: Ken
Volunteer Fire Department: Sheena
The Rambling Pitchfork: Mick
We'll Meet Again: Berry
A Fire in Mauritania: Howard
It's Too Late, Baby: Phine & Sheena
Things are 'bout Coming my Way: Roger

Friday, August 12, 2011

Being The 5th August, 2011 ...

We have to thank Laura for setting up the venue and for occupying the hot seat:


Here are the items that were performed:

Come Landlord Fill the Flowing Bowl: Laura
What a Friend we have in Jesus: Roland & Roger
Don't Forget the Singer: Angela
What have they done to the Rain?: Margaret
Bind us Together, Lord: Yvonne
My Favourite Colour Scheme: Mike
Buddy, Can you spare me a Dime: Roger
Leaving on a Jet Plane: Lucy
Home, Lads, Home: Eddie
D'you want your old lobby washed down?: Ron
Enrico/Alexandra Park: Alan
School Days Over: Nigel
Little Vagabond: Ken
You are my Honeysuckle: Mave
Bridge over Troubled Water: Sheena
Pilot of the Airwaves: Paul
Wild Mountain Thyme: Laura
Spanish Ladies: Roland
I'll Fly Away: Angela
The Four Marys: Margaret
My Grandfather's Clock: Yvonne
We'll Meet Again: Mike
The Dimming of the Day: Roger
Dream River: Lucy
See that Rainbow Shine: Eddie
Eavesdropper: Ron
Blessed Margaret Pole/O'Carolan's Welcome: Alan
The banks of the Tees: Nigel
Going for a Soldier: Ken
Do you Remember: Mave
One more Cup of Coffee: Sheena
O, Very Young One: Paul

Even during the holiday season a respectable attendance of at least 17 bodies was achieved
... and all this would have cost the casual observer nothing at all!
I wish I'd been there.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

And now for the next obscure instrument ...

I came across this ensemble in Switzerland last week:


Hans Kennel mit Alphorn Werkstatt Zug

I asked Hans, "What tobacco do you use?"

These instruments made a very pleasing sound, and there were no polluting emissions.
You can find an example at alphorn.

So, Lorna, how about trading in those smaller woodwind instruments for something like this?
(I have a web-link for a retail outlet.)

Monday, August 1, 2011

A Different Kind of Folk Club

Some of our number found themselves in Yorkshire last week, and decided to see what the Scarborough Folk Club was like. It runs from 9pm on a Monday evening in an ethnic pub in the middle of Scarborough. The dark, wooden ethnicity of the pub was only undermined by the absence of sawdust. The two real ales were... off, leaving Guinness, John Smith's on keg and something else. The 'club' was in a smaller area, through a wide archway, down a few steps, so sound spill could be a problem. Wheelchair access, even if you got through the street-level but angled entrance, is therefore very difficult, and impossible unaided.

Our experience of this 'Folk Club' might not be typical, but we speak as we find. We've been to some 'clique-y' clubs, but this one took the cake. THIS IS NOT A FOLK CLUB - it is an irish ceilidh band in public rehearsal. The 5 or 6 musicians sat round a table at the narrower end of the small room, and studiously ignored the ten or so 'audience'. To give them their due, they didn't actually stare and say "You're not one of us, so **** off", but their attitude seemed to be simply that. They might have had ten of the best singers in the world in the pub, but they wouldn't have known, nor, we suspect, cared. Although we entered and left between items, others just wandered in and out whenever they wanted to. One of the 'in-crowd' would start a tune, and the others crept in, on mandolin, fiddle, concertina and guitar. All played quite competently, but the finishes were, at best, ragged. After each tune, a discussion ensued about technicalities of playing for ceilidhs, such as the right tempo for a reel. No attempt was made to acknowledge, let alone involve anyone outside the 'inner circle'.

After five or six tunes, the lady guitarist started very promisingly to sing a slow song to her guitar accompaniment, but, as she had her back to us, and all the other clique members joined in playing the melody line and comprehensively drowned her out, we couldn't tell what she was singing. Then somebody started another tune. We concluded that that would be the pattern for the evening, and at the end of the tune, we left.

On a scale of 1-10:
Welcome: zero
Friendliness: -273 (i.e. absolute zero)
Inclusivity: same
Musicianship: would say 7, but for the crassness over the lady singer, so 4.5

Compare this with your experience at the City Folk Club, and rejoice in your good fortune.