A Forthcoming event ...

Chidham, Hambrook & Nutbourne East Residents’ Association

(CHANE RA)

BARN DANCE

at

CHIDHAM VILLAGE HALL

Main Road, Chidham, PO18 8TP

Saturday 15^th July, 7.30 – 10.30pm.

Featuring the vibrant music of …

Stoney Ridge are Mick & Marion, who frequently

 attend the City Folk Club, plus 4 friends.

CHANE RA Members £10.00. Non members £12.00.

Includes light supper.

Licensed Bar.

For tickets (essential) please contact Colin on 01243 574021

Email: colinturton_08@btinternet.com

Cancellation 26th May, 2017 ...

Just a reminder:

The Club will not be meeting this coming Friday, 26th, as the Guides will be occupying the hall.

All shall be well for all Fridays during June and July.

Being Friday the twelfth day of May, 2017 ...

How to prepare a perfect gin and tonic ...

Rearrange the initial letter of five of these participants in order to get G and T.

Being the Fifth Day of May, 2017 ...

We began with belated references to May Day ...

'Osses in The Square.

Elayne took us to another traditional ceremony ...

We've been travelling all the day ...

to bring you a branch of May!

We considered the recent reclassification of clouds ...

Cirrus Homogentius ...
commonly seen in Southern English skies.

Bryan was almost censured for engaging a double-entendre regarding this sea bird that he encountered in Scarborough ...

Human reproduction has nothing
to do with that stork!

He then redeemed himself with a sensitive poem about poverty and common decency ...

She's somebody's mother.

Roger wondered what it might be like to be this piscine species ...

Then we all went home to dream about Irene ...

Being Friday the 28th Day of April, 2017 ...

Now, in the director's chair ...

WHO?

WELCOME BACK, BERRY!

Angela sang something very spooky ...

Her eyes turn to poison
and her hair turns to splinters.

Bob took us to a Caribbean Island ...

No ... not that Kingston!

Ken was fixated by a female anatomical part that resembled ...

White tripe by moonlight.

Mike fulfilled a request, taking us by the hand to the metropolis ...

In company of Jane and Phil we visited an historic Dorset village ...

... but they can't break the oath

To conclude Ken recounted the tale about Natasha of the big chest

(BIG CHEST!)

The excuse being that 'chest'
rhymes with 'fest'!
Hoi, hoi, hoi!