Following your disastrous holiday at the Joe Bugner Ornamental Koi Carp Breeders Nudist Camp, the only course of action open to you seems starkly plain...
Sadly you have no oven cleaner and the gas has been cut off...
So sticking your extravagantly bouffanted head in the gas oven is out...
What are you to do...?
Well, why not visit the City Folk Club...?
You may find the answer to your existential conundrum...
Let's examine what happened in the performance space...
Between The Lines: David
The Swimming Song: Jane/Dave
Halcyon Days: Mike/Yvonne
Lady Of Autumn: Eddie
Buddy Can You Spare A Dime?: George
If I Were A Blackbird: Ray
Winchester Cathedral: Brenda/Berry
I Like The Way You Look :Berry
Time In A Bottle: Gigi
April In Portugal: Maggie
The Hard Times Of New Labour: Jenny/Jerry
Sweet Primroses: Bill
Ae Fond Kiss: Colin
I'll Be There: Paul
Sad Ending: Mick 1
Take This Hammer: Tom
The Dogger Bank: Charlotte/Spon
Down By The Dockyard Wall: Ray
I'll See You In My Dreams: Berry
Teenage Kicks: Dave/Jane
Lady of Beauty: Eddie
North, South Of The River: Mike
Till The Stars Fall From The Sky: Yvonne/Mike
Country Fair: Mick
Moon Shadow: Paul
Creeping Jane: Bill
Farewell To The Creeks: Jerry
Things Ain't What They Used To Be: Charlotte/Spon
A bitter sweet evening...
We had the highest attendance this year but....
Gigi is leaving us...
Bye, bye Gigi take our best wishes for your future with you...
We'll miss you dearly....