Wednesday, June 3, 2009

A Participant Writes....

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Dear Sir,
Will we be able to use the kitchen facilities at the Girl Guides hut? I was thinking that perhaps I could cook my dinner there. Or maybe I could start a hot sausage roll franchise. Hot soup might be available for those without teeth. Then Horlicks for those without sleep. What about coffee? Or tea even?

Yours,
Mr. Beresford Fumming


Well Mr Fumming,
Let me say that I can think of no reasonable objection to tea and coffee making providing no evidence is left of the operation...
However, the rest of your enquiry must be met with a resounding NO!
For some of our members seeing a 'kitchen' for the first time may lead to culture shock and so it is probably best to only utilize the simpler functions of this facility thereby avoiding much confusion and pointing...

4 comments:

Musically Bent said...

OK. Can I choose which female accompanies me to the toilets?

Musically Bent said...

I could have put that better. Please can I be taken to the toilet by a lady?

Musically Bent said...

Still not quite right!
Please may I not be taken to the toilet by any men

Outa_Spaceman said...

I think, in your case, it may be best if you 'go' before you leave home...