Here are some more desirable items, donated by Berry and Brenda, that you could win in our raffle for Children in Need ...
A useful timing device ...
Best of all ...
... an original picture, by Brenda, cleverly demonstrating the subliminal spectre of a photographer.
Look carefully, now.
This is destined to become a highly-prized collectors' piece.
Show how much you covet these pieces.
Be there on Friday, 19th, 8.00pm for a prompt start.
Purchase dozens of raffle tickets from my charming assistant.