Consider this literary masterpiece consisting of three, non-scanning and rhyming lines ...
Louise says, "There will be no snow."
Will you come on Friday ... yes or no?
... I really, really do hope so.
What shall we call this new poetic form?
Henceforth it shall be known as 'the dyslexic triathlonameter'.
Worry not ...
Running, swimming and cycling will not be obligatory if you attend the club on Friday, 9th.
WE WILL BE THERE!
However, Louise forecasts a little rain ...
Thanks to BBC Weather.