Sunday, October 31, 2010

THE CITY FOLK CLUB’S VERY EXCITING FISH & CHIP EVENING ...

On Friday 17th December, in anticipation of the festive season, we will be hosting a Fish and Chip Supper at the Guide Hall.

We plan that our caterers, (La Fish,) will deliver at 21.00hrs.


We need to know numbers and requirements by 3rd December, so BOOK NOW!

There will not be a pot collection on the evening, but we ask that you contribute the not-unreasonable sum of £2.00 towards the food at the time of booking.

The club will supply paper plates, napkins, cutlery, condiments and sauces in-house.
You will, as usual, bring your own beverages.

(This event will NOT be publicised beyond our usual gathering, and we may have to restrict numbers. Of course there may be people who have difficulty thinking ahead, or just turn up without telling us in advance. They will be welcome to enjoy the music but, unless we generously share a chip or two, they’ll just have to watch us eat!)

So, if you plan to come and eat, please supply the information requested below and pass it on, with your £2.00, to Lynda, or let her know as soon as you can …
01243 783211 or 07740 434554
lynda.stone49@btinternet.com

Name. …………………………………………………………………………..


Telephone number and/or email address. …………………………………………………...


Please tick ONE item from the following menu: 
  • Cod …
  • Haddock ...
  • Scampi …
  • Chicken quarter -  leg ... or wing ...
  • Sausage - battered ... or naked ...
  • Beef-burger in a bun with coleslaw … or mixed salad …
  • Veggie-burger in a bun with coleslaw … or mixed salad … 
Then answer these simple questions:
  • Do you want chips? – YES/NO?
  • Would you like mushy peas? – YES/NO? 
I declare that I have committed to memory precisely what I have ordered, and I understand that my £2.00 contribution is non-refundable!

Signed …………………..

Hard copy of the above legal document will be circulated at the club next Friday.
I hope that Lynda will be in attendance to receive your completed responses ... and your money!

5 comments:

parkingspaceman said...

I have a yen for battered scampi with coleslaw.
a) is that permissible, and
b) do you think I might be pregnant?

Dogsbody, Scrivener and Wretch said...

a) Ask Lynda.
b) Ask Mave.

parkingspaceman said...

a) Lynda's preoccupied with opening/not opening databases;
b) NO! think of the scandal if the news got out!

Dogsbody, Scrivener and Wretch said...

Oh, MUST we pursue this, PSM?

a) You have contact details for our token,(actually extraordinarily sensible,) person.

b) To respond explicitly regarding your physiologically impossible fecundity, in this public domain, would breach the etiquette and courtesy that is justifiably required by the blog administrator.

Short answer:
NO!
At least Mave and I hope not!

parkingspaceman said...

Well, don't pursue it, then. Your instructions were untenable for the reasons given. Please observe that nobody invited you to respond to these reasons: there were no questions, only statements: no response was expected.

I imagine that you'd want to argue with that. Restrain yourself, there's a good boy.