That's how he had dressed for the Royal Wedding, even though HRH forgot to invite him.
Here's what we heard:
John Barleycorn: Colin
Part of You: Paul
Who'll be a Soldier: Brian & Laura
The Coast of Peru: Roland
How Many Biscuits: Angela
Just Walk Away, Renée: Roger
Daughter of Heaven: Lynda
The Lock Keeper: Tony
You Know who I am: Jane & Roger
Tickle Dew: Mick
Some Day Soon: Margaret
Where's the World News I Knew: Berry
Davey-Davey Knick-Knack: Laura
Bold General Wolfe: Nigel
Make it, Mend it: Ken
Scarborough Fair: Mave
Trip Over the Mountains/Hewlett: Bill
Over the Hills and Far Away: Brian & Laura
Andrew Rose: Roland
Il était une Bergère: Angela
Blow my Blues Away: Roger
My Lady is a Wild Flying Dove: Lynda
Fare ye well ye Banks o' Sicily: Duncan
Three Polkas: Mick
Tonight Will be Fine: Jane & Roger
Another You: Berry
Thirty-foot Trailer: Nigel
My Grandfather's Ferret: Ken *
Come By the Hills: Mave
I've Got Sixpence: Bill **
* It did not go unnoticed that Ken was funny, but he's already had a badge for that.
** Bill's bizarre mathematical understanding qualifies him as a creative accountant.
I think we should appoint him as treasurer!
Good night, all!