Important rules to live by at the Guide Hall ...

I hesitate to publish this, but there have been some issues that we need to consider regarding our tenancy of the Guide Hall.

• The front door ...

We are being watched!

It wasn't us, but costly damage has occurred in the past.

• Please do not interfere with the timing control on the central heating ...

We may use the 'override' button.

• There has been an issue regarding rubbish ...

 

Strangely, this notice is in the vicinity of an empty rubbish bin!



 

 

However,  this detritus wasn't ours ...

 

Floor sweepings.



• Kindly respect the neighbours by departing in nothing above whispered tones.

There has been one complaint.