HEADLINE: We are receiving unsubstantiated reports that St. George has rescued a fair maiden from a fiery dragon.
This image was captured on a mobile phone by a passing amateur photographer.
One report that our hero entered the fray crying, "Get your coat, love, you're pulled!' is regarded by our newsroom editor as complete fabrication.
No, it's not RT performing; it's a cover by Simon Care and Dave Burland.