With Burn's Night approaching, I had to publish this:
Subjects for discussion:
...Haggis is a load of sheep's crap loosely hidden in intestinal integument.
...Burns was a plagiarist.
...A plagiarist is someone who performs on the beach with a rat-infested instrument called a pasteurella pestis! (Are you with me, Ken?)
...Burns, having sired 14 illegitimate offspring, was an incorrigable philanderer.
...Where did I go wrong?
Not for discussion:
...Eva Cassidy's music is divine.
...She is sadly missed.